Cosmo's Root Beer Reviews

Sunday, July 30, 2023

Ramblin' Maple Root Beer

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As I’ve stated several times in these posts, I grew up in a small town in northern Arizona. With a population of around 2000 people at the t...
Wednesday, June 28, 2023

KISS Army Root Beer

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I don’t think I’m very good with money. To be completely honest, I do fine. I have a good job making a fairly compensated income and I’m the...
Saturday, June 17, 2023

Jimi's Hey Joe Root Beer

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I don’t know if I mentioned this already but my wife and I invented a national holiday called Ice Cream’s Birthday. I have no idea when ice ...
Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Black Bear Root Beer

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I want to talk a bit about hummus, or as some call it, terrorist peanut butter. It’s a food product that I came to late in life due to my l...
Sunday, April 30, 2023

O-So Butterscotch Root Beer

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Well, summer is here in Phoenix, AZ and it's time to get our summer bodies in shape. I have been trying to exercise regularly and cut ou...
Thursday, March 30, 2023

MoneyBag Root Beer

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I know I harp on this a lot, but every time I go to Disney I am more and more convinced of how sinister that organization is. I’m currently ...
Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Joby Joe's Root Beer Float

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Well... it's a new year and i didn't accomplish my goal. I got close, but i still have around 7 or so root beers in my fridge i need...
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My name is Cosmo
To whom it may concern... It has been brought to my attention that there are several websites out there for root beer reviews. Don't believe me? Just google "root beer reviews" and you'll see what i mean. My frustration with this is that one common theme you will find with these sites is that the people who create and update them are self appointed "root beer experts", with little other credentials than just saying they know what they're talking about. Well guess what... they don't, and coincidentally, i do. Therefore, i am creating the only root beer review site you will ever need to visit because my opinion is absolute and extremely biased, just as you would expect from someone who should tell you what root beer is good and what is worth skipping. Now i know that people are entitled to their opinions, but you should just know that i am also entitled to my own opinion, and my opinion is that your opinion is clearly wrong. So you should just listen to me. Don't argue. Don't fight it. In fact, if you have any complaints, i suggest you send them to my e-mail address: idon'tgiveacrap@yahoo.com. Enjoy the reviews! And if you don't, don't come back to my blog.
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