Cosmo's Root Beer Reviews

Sunday, September 1, 2024

Commander Ron's Root Beer

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Commander Ron’s Root Beer is made by Moonglade Brewery in Oceanside, CA. The brewery was started in 2017 by a guy named Jason who began expe...
Friday, August 30, 2024

Poppi Root Beer

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North Korea. I’m fascinated with it. Dare I say, I love it. I’ve watched at least a half dozen documentaries about it, I read a book (humble...
Thursday, August 29, 2024

Golden Maple Root Beer

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My marriage is failing.  This isn't a cry for help or a sordid confession of any kind. It's a simple acknowledgment of the facts. My...
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Monday, December 18, 2023

Hoover Dam Root Beer

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 Well... we finally did it kids. We cleaned out the years-long backlog in my fridge. This may seem like it's down to the wire getting th...
Tuesday, August 8, 2023

Ramblin' Butterscotch Root Beer

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I’ve been told on more than one occasion that I have an angry resting face. This means I naturally look angry when internally I am simply at...
Sunday, July 30, 2023

Ramblin' Maple Root Beer

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As I’ve stated several times in these posts, I grew up in a small town in northern Arizona. With a population of around 2000 people at the t...
Wednesday, June 28, 2023

KISS Army Root Beer

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I don’t think I’m very good with money. To be completely honest, I do fine. I have a good job making a fairly compensated income and I’m the...
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My name is Cosmo
To whom it may concern... It has been brought to my attention that there are several websites out there for root beer reviews. Don't believe me? Just google "root beer reviews" and you'll see what i mean. My frustration with this is that one common theme you will find with these sites is that the people who create and update them are self appointed "root beer experts", with little other credentials than just saying they know what they're talking about. Well guess what... they don't, and coincidentally, i do. Therefore, i am creating the only root beer review site you will ever need to visit because my opinion is absolute and extremely biased, just as you would expect from someone who should tell you what root beer is good and what is worth skipping. Now i know that people are entitled to their opinions, but you should just know that i am also entitled to my own opinion, and my opinion is that your opinion is clearly wrong. So you should just listen to me. Don't argue. Don't fight it. In fact, if you have any complaints, i suggest you send them to my e-mail address: idon'tgiveacrap@yahoo.com. Enjoy the reviews! And if you don't, don't come back to my blog.
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